Well Ladies and Gents, I have just heard from Mattel. They have offered me a job in Hong Kong for the summer, designing their toys. So that's Barbie, Hot Wheels and Fischer Price.
Landfill here we come!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Down by the grapevine
Pooka Business
Our principal goal is to be all things to all men. Words. Spittle. Joy above all things. Look, and touch sometimes, all with clean fingers please. Veet for the tongue. Press studs for the abdomen. Gravy for the choir. Banjos for the genitals. Pooka Delaval.
Visions of Delaval (see Pookafield below) is the pictorial side of things. Good stuff.
Hotboxx is a radio show that streams from the heart of the pookasphere, bringing japes aplenty, and fine tunes to boot.
Counter Hive (see Pookafield again) charts the endless undulations over the years of the campaign against the insidious Human Advance (H.A.).
Visions of Delaval (see Pookafield below) is the pictorial side of things. Good stuff.
Hotboxx is a radio show that streams from the heart of the pookasphere, bringing japes aplenty, and fine tunes to boot.
Counter Hive (see Pookafield again) charts the endless undulations over the years of the campaign against the insidious Human Advance (H.A.).
Archived Pookalore
-
▼
2007
(138)
-
▼
March
(31)
- My Dad Called My Feet 'Princess'
- Exponential Nostril Death (Part One)
- ELC
- Jack Countenances the Water
- The Joys of Children are Functions of the Woods
- Wait
- Mattel
- I’d like to start in the Early Morning
- Caravan & The Guillotine
- Dreams
- Gascap?
- Concerning Brother Surf
- Demon Means
- Your Guide to: Identifying Charlatans & Daredevils
- Prince of the Undergrowth
- How Kitchen Things Get Broken
- The new social science?
- Tortoises
- Later Reference the Bones of a Cat.
- Packet of Twenty
- In Bed With The Man From Marks&Spencer
- The Court of King Jelly Roll
- Coleopterism
- Sex and 'The Toys for Youth' Campaign
- Oblong
- True Storybook
- Arrangement Of Smallstones
- Olden
- Part I of a story: An Introduction
- Advertisement
- Allium cepa
-
▼
March
(31)
Pookafield
Pookas
S.C.B. Blog
Tags
- £2.50 (1)
- a gaze (1)
- a young gentleman (8)
- accusations (1)
- acting (2)
- adventure (5)
- advertisement (1)
- ages (4)
- alex (1)
- algebra (2)
- alguazil (1)
- aluminium (1)
- angles (1)
- animation (1)
- Anticipation (1)
- anus (3)
- apples (2)
- archaeology (2)
- artificial botany (4)
- atria (1)
- awe (1)
- backing vocals (1)
- Baiting of the Marshfish (1)
- bandits (1)
- barcelona (1)
- barnacles (2)
- bayeux (1)
- beaches (1)
- bears (1)
- beat (1)
- bells (1)
- Bendy Satan (2)
- bishops (1)
- bitter-taste worms (1)
- blemishes (1)
- blood (8)
- blues (2)
- Bo Diddley (2)
- boars (2)
- boats (3)
- Bob Dylan (3)
- bone (1)
- bookmarks (1)
- books (3)
- booze (5)
- Breasts (3)
- britain (1)
- broccoli (1)
- brunch (1)
- Buryat Republic (1)
- Bus (1)
- Bus Stop (2)
- Butterflies (1)
- Caravanserais (1)
- carnivals (2)
- cats (6)
- cats and dogs (1)
- change (1)
- Charlatans (1)
- cheek (1)
- childhood (7)
- children (3)
- Chinese (1)
- chorus-lines (1)
- christmas tree (1)
- cicadas (1)
- cider (1)
- cigarettes (2)
- Circadian rhythms (1)
- circles (2)
- circuses (1)
- cisterns (1)
- cockroach (1)
- coleoptera (3)
- coleoptera (happiness of) (1)
- collar (1)
- colour-coding (1)
- communication (1)
- communism (1)
- conceptual gravel (2)
- conspiracies (4)
- Contraceptives (1)
- control (2)
- cookery (3)
- corporations (1)
- cotton (1)
- counting sheep (1)
- cows (1)
- creative writing (1)
- cricket (1)
- Crimean War (2)
- criminal acts (1)
- cryptic (1)
- curtains (1)
- Dance (3)
- dandy (1)
- danger (14)
- Daredevils (1)
- daughters (1)
- death (11)
- demons (1)
- Design (1)
- diagnostics (1)
- Dick Knockers (1)
- diesel (1)
- dildos (2)
- dinner (2)
- dinosaurs (4)
- Dionysus (2)
- discovery (2)
- Disturbing Images (2)
- ditches (1)
- Dr Rudolph (5)
- drama (1)
- drawing (1)
- dreams (6)
- duty (1)
- DVD (1)
- ears (1)
- earth (4)
- Easter (1)
- efficiancy (1)
- eggs (2)
- embers (1)
- engineering (1)
- entomology (1)
- envelopes (1)
- epistaxis (3)
- errors (1)
- espionage (1)
- evidence (1)
- exclamations (1)
- exhaustion (1)
- existence (2)
- exoskeletons (1)
- eyes (4)
- factory (1)
- fancy dress (1)
- fate (1)
- father (1)
- fear (3)
- feet (2)
- Film (2)
- Finn (3)
- fire (3)
- fish (3)
- flint (1)
- Florence Nightingale (2)
- floss (1)
- flowers (1)
- folk (1)
- food (11)
- fools (1)
- football (1)
- forgotten poems (2)
- foxes (1)
- fresh air (2)
- Friedrich Engels (1)
- friends (1)
- Fruit Spectrum (2)
- fuck (1)
- geography (2)
- geology (2)
- geometry (1)
- gin (1)
- girls (7)
- glasses (1)
- glints (1)
- gloves (1)
- gods (2)
- Good Old Days (3)
- Gospel (2)
- Graphs (1)
- gravel (1)
- gravy (1)
- Grecian Shields (1)
- green (1)
- guts (2)
- haiku (1)
- hair (1)
- Hats (2)
- heads (1)
- hearts (1)
- heritage (1)
- herpetology (5)
- hinduism (1)
- historical determinism (2)
- history (2)
- Hobarts the Estate Agent (1)
- holidays (1)
- honeybees (1)
- Hong Kong (3)
- hope (1)
- hornets (1)
- Horology (1)
- hospitality (2)
- housework (2)
- Humphrey Bogart (1)
- hurrying breakfast (1)
- If (1)
- Infra-red (1)
- injury (1)
- insect (3)
- internationalism (1)
- inventions (1)
- Jack's face (1)
- Jam (1)
- japanese (1)
- Jesus (2)
- joy (4)
- kafka (2)
- Karl Marx (2)
- King Jelly Roll (6)
- kites (1)
- kittiwakes (2)
- ladies (1)
- Landfill (2)
- Latin (1)
- law (1)
- legislature (1)
- lemons (1)
- leopards (1)
- lies (1)
- light (1)
- lilja (1)
- limbs (3)
- limes (1)
- lions (2)
- lizards (1)
- london (1)
- lotus (1)
- love (2)
- lunch (1)
- mackerel (1)
- madness (1)
- magnets (1)
- make-up (1)
- Malcolm McDowell (2)
- manes (1)
- mantis (1)
- marriage (2)
- mash (1)
- matriarchs (1)
- Mattel (1)
- meat (3)
- medicine (8)
- memory (5)
- Men (1)
- midland mainline (1)
- millipedes (2)
- mirrors (1)
- mixed-metaphors (2)
- Modern History (4)
- modernity (3)
- mongolia (1)
- moonshine (4)
- mopeds (2)
- Morocco (1)
- mother (1)
- music (4)
- names (1)
- nazi-youth (1)
- nettles (1)
- never to be finished things (2)
- night-spots (1)
- Northumbria (4)
- noses (3)
- nostalgia (1)
- nurses (1)
- nymphs (1)
- oblongs (1)
- obsession (2)
- oil (1)
- olives (2)
- onions (2)
- organisations (1)
- organs (2)
- ornithology (21)
- Orthodox Christianity (1)
- paleontology (3)
- palmistry (1)
- parables (3)
- parasite (1)
- patriotism (1)
- patterns (2)
- pavement (1)
- peremptorily queen (1)
- phonographs (1)
- photographs (2)
- pictures (1)
- pilchards (1)
- pioneering (3)
- pirates (5)
- playing (2)
- pockets (1)
- poetry (1)
- poison (2)
- police (1)
- Post-Blues (2)
- posters (1)
- potatoes (1)
- problems (1)
- proofs (2)
- psychos (1)
- pterostichus melanarius (1)
- pubs (1)
- punctuation (2)
- Punjab (1)
- purple (1)
- rabbits (1)
- rain (1)
- recipes (3)
- reggae (2)
- religion (9)
- rhubarb (1)
- rivers (1)
- Rodents (1)
- rollerblades (1)
- roots (1)
- rosewater (1)
- rum (1)
- russia (2)
- rust (1)
- sailors (3)
- sam (1)
- scars (2)
- ScotMid (1)
- secrets (12)
- sedation (1)
- service (1)
- sex (8)
- Sex Detective (1)
- shakespeare (1)
- ships (1)
- Simon and Garfunkel (2)
- sin (1)
- skeletons (2)
- sleuths (1)
- slume (1)
- smoking (4)
- snails (1)
- social drugs (2)
- social meaning (1)
- social science (1)
- socialism (1)
- society (3)
- sons (1)
- soul (1)
- soup (1)
- Spain (1)
- spirits (1)
- spoons (1)
- St. Cuthbert's Burials (3)
- St. Wolfgang (1)
- stags (1)
- stimuli (1)
- stripey things (1)
- Stroud Green (1)
- surgery (1)
- survival (1)
- Symbolism (1)
- Tandragee (1)
- tangentally virgin (1)
- teeth (2)
- telegrams (1)
- telephones (2)
- Tell-Tales (2)
- the Bacchae (1)
- the Bismarck (1)
- the blatant puzzle (1)
- the Brown Paper (1)
- the devil (3)
- the dictionary (1)
- The Doors (1)
- the exotic (1)
- The Jonathan (3)
- the obnoxious (1)
- the sea (4)
- the swooping vagueness (1)
- the woods (7)
- theatre (1)
- theft (1)
- thought processes (1)
- Thunder (1)
- time (3)
- Times of the Day (1)
- toad (1)
- toast (2)
- tongues (2)
- tortoises (1)
- torture (1)
- town centres (1)
- Toys (2)
- trains (4)
- transexuals (1)
- transvestites (1)
- trees. (1)
- tributes (1)
- truth (3)
- tunnels (3)
- twee (1)
- Two Come Along (1)
- two gallants (1)
- typing (2)
- U.S.S.R. (2)
- Ulan Baatar (1)
- urchins (1)
- vegetarianism (2)
- vibratode (1)
- virgins (2)
- vishnu (1)
- vixens (1)
- waiting (1)
- walls (1)
- war (1)
- water (7)
- Whales (1)
- whisky (2)
- wind (1)
- wine (7)
- wireless network nomenclaturology (1)
- Wisdom (1)
- wives (2)
- Wolves (1)
- women (10)
- wonder (2)
- worms (1)
- youth (2)
Hotboxx - The Radio Feast
"My staff has murdered giants/My bag a long knife carries/For to cut mince pies from children's thighs/And feed them to the fairies"
Authorised Advertisement
10 comments:
Hooray!!
I like the picture.
afterthought:
Gosh, Did Mattel actually call you?
That's excellent news Patrick.
I'm dead pleased.
May you spread all your joy over the Hongkongese.
Finally, we'll get that Crack Whore Barbie I've always wanted!
Barbie on wheels.
Bald Barbie. Or does that spoil the fun?
Excellent Boyo.
If only it was Beijing.
Don't die in a bath of sand.
(I know that was a different race.)
Very excellent and rather exciting.
Are you going to market a range of pookas?
Well now that I'm working for the ELC instead I'm sure I'll be able to find some educational reason that makes a complex range of pookas a strong possibility.
So far we have detachable eyes, courtesy of Jack.
Jack Barbie?
Sounds tasty.
Post a Comment