Thursday, 1 March 2007

Allium cepa

It can be assumed safely that the onion has contributed greatly to human diets for many a long year; indeed, there is strong evidence that, in the Egypt of antiquity, it was a sacred root, on a par with cats in religious significance. Unlike the cat, however, it was probably eaten. It wasn’t until 1493, though, that the great Christopher Columbus introduced Allium cepa to the Americas, specifically Haiti. Since then, the onion has grown to be one of the continent’s more widely used vegetables. Although onion syrup is undoubtedly a useful remedy for coughs and colds, and reduces the risk of contracting various cancers, it is doubtful that Pig Gantry had this in mind when he decided on the course of action upon which he decided, that of bringing eighty sacks if there’s any of onions aboard this three-masted schooner, a sensitive and above all fragile lady of an ocean going vessel.

6 comments:

Hair said...

Hugh-Fearnley Whittingstall notes that he chops several every day, and yet there are few Onion Celebrations.

Hair said...

p.s. that wasnt meant to sound like a paradox.

videodrone said...

'As long as you've got your onion,' they'd say, 'everything will be A.O.K baby.'

Thats what they say.

M said...

I believe I am mildly allergic to onions. When you have ginger and chilli, however, you have no need for onion. Garlic, meanwhile, performs all of onion's functions, but better.

Onions, I fear, have had their day. Very much unlike cats.

Bic Biros & Moldova said...

I can't say I've met anyone who has dressed as an onion.

For fun or not.

It'd be a curious disguise, don't you think?

Jack Gander said...

A paradox always floats to the surface. Best bet, keep the onion in your saddle bag. Onions pickle nice, and in Allium terms, texture is king, sometimes. Allergies, however, are bound to cloud opinion somewhat. And if you've ever met an onion, it may not have been an onion. So maybe it *was* a curious disguise... and an effective disguise... once...