I was just having a little hunt on Youtube, looking up David Mitchell when I actually found a video if nyself talking to him. The world really isn't safe you know. I can't even ask for Nazi Love without becoming famous. Christ.
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Visions of Delaval (see Pookafield below) is the pictorial side of things. Good stuff.
Hotboxx is a radio show that streams from the heart of the pookasphere, bringing japes aplenty, and fine tunes to boot.
Counter Hive (see Pookafield again) charts the endless undulations over the years of the campaign against the insidious Human Advance (H.A.).
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Hotboxx - The Radio Feast
"My staff has murdered giants/My bag a long knife carries/For to cut mince pies from children's thighs/And feed them to the fairies"
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Could someone, perhaps, branch a whole (& accurate) transcription of this.
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