Tuesday, 27 February 2007

I Found This Writing At The Back Of My Oven

I found this writing scratched into the back of my oven, at the top, to the right:

I WASNT SHOUTING I WAS JUST ASKING YOU
WHAT Y - WANTED FOR TEA

It was a bit late, but before I finished what I was doing I went back and swapped for the lemon-flavoured oven cleaner, it being the more edible of the two.

2 comments:

videodrone said...

Who would write that? Was the message on the inside of the oven? Did some poor man get locked in that oven by a viscious wife? I can imagine him scratching his psad little message as he began to cook. Very sad.

Jack Gander said...

No, no. Where there is an explanation involving not two but no humans, it is without doubt the most likely explanation. I have none to proffer, but there is one. One at least. More. They won't be mutually exclusive.