ELC

I'm afraid it's another 'bit' about me. I might add a little poem at the end so it still counts. Today I had an interview over the phone with the ELC, and they have kindly requested that I work for them in Hong Kong. This means I will actually get to design my own toys and have them made. This naturally overtakes Mattel, who I have now had to refuse. Sorry about that.
But the Early Learning Centre is much better, so cheer up!

Here is the poem:

Please come and visit me,
If you can.

Mattel

Well Ladies and Gents, I have just heard from Mattel. They have offered me a job in Hong Kong for the summer, designing their toys. So that's Barbie, Hot Wheels and Fischer Price.
Landfill here we come!

Sex and 'The Toys for Youth' Campaign

Sex is good because its hot and wet and dark. That's why beetles are so happy.

Yesterday some secret toy designs of my own creation were sent to Hong Kong, to the Early Learning Centre. With the Gods on my side perhaps it'll go well.